It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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