Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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