haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
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once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
So squirting runs in the family.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
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can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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