TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
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