All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
this just has baby written all over it
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
So many bounce houses so little time
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She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
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