it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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