Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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