That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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