Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
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