ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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