Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
