So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
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Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
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If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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