remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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