If you die in college, do you die in real life?
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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