He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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