Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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