Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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