no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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