Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We have so much sex to catch up on
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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