i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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