so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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