Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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