Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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