textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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