chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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