I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
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