16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
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