Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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