I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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