I heard we made out
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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