Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
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I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
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Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
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