It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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