Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
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Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
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its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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