they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
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Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
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He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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