That's intense
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
