theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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