you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
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