i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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