ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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