jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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