sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
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I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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