On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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