yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
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Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
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