you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...