He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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