My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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