Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(423): View more from Tennessee

he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

meow

(1-402): View more from Nebraska

WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?

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(314): View more from Missouri

The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers

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(615): View more from Tennessee

You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big

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(951): View more from California

Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...

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(480): View more from Arizona

Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?

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