the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.