It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Terrible idea I love it
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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