So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
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Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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