Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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