reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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