Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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