when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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