school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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