what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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