I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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