She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
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