he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he fucked my hip out of place.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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