You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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